inflation shitpost quasi-nsfw
Google device's hotwords are "ok google" or "hey google".
Echo device's hotwords are "alexa", "computer", or "amazon".
My hotwords are "blimp", "blimpyote", and the sound of you stuffing a cartoonishly big airhose in my snout and tying my muzzle closed around it with a length of neon nylon rope.
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